HP, lotr, spn,Hunger Games and Doctor Who fan, a bit of a bookworm (adventure and magic stuff), optimist on a good day and a crappy philosopher on any other. Am a MUSER,beware of the spam. Questions are very welcome:)


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

Check for a pulse damn it!

(via marauders4evr)

sHOOT IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PUT A BULLET THROUGH ITS HEART FFS. AT LEAST MAKE SURE IT’S 100% DEAD

(via zamwinchester)

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transparento:

drag me!!

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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger


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spoopypx:

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

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nauticalprincex:

i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”


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hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??


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hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

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projectwosho:

This gorgeous glass domed house was designed almost 40 years ago! Thank you Mickey Muennig! 

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ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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